If you are really smart, you will be able to calculate how much I really weigh. But at this point, until I am down to pre-Sterling pregnancy weight — (another Miracle on 34th St.) I'm keeping quiet. I only know one nuclear physicist... so I'm not worried. Just in case you are wondering (the writing is very small here). I weigh 1.111 lbs on the sun (less the actual dehydration factor) and 2.131 Trillion lbs. on a Neutron Star. So although I'd lose weight trying to move my body around.... I'd obviously not be able to move on a the star. This reminds me of the scale they have at Griffith Park Observatory in Hollywood. You stand on it and it tells you how much you (don't weight) on the moon. Maybe they have one here... we haven't hit that floor yet. BTW, Jennifer weighs the same. So either it's a general estimate for the entire population or the scales are exhausted.
On the subject of weight... for Mother's Day at the beginning of Relief Society they passed out cupcakes from a neat little bakery (Buttercup Bakery). The frosting was as high as the cupcake itself. I could feel my body fighting a diabetic coma during the lesson. Evidently it's not even the best and so I proceeded to get a list of 5 bakeries after church was over. Like that was a good idea... But if I walk to and from each one, it won't be a problem! As your self-assigned representative, I will carefully review each one and report back.
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